Disclaimer; this might not be the review you’re looking for. This is the green-packeted ‘Meat Free’, not the purple-packeted ‘Meat-Free Magic’ Heck sausages I reviewed a couple of years back.
Another test of the fake meat products which are coming ever-more prominent in British supermarkets and the like; and as I’ve generally enjoyed Heck products I have decent expectations of this one. And I’ve become more inclined towards the chipolata due to their quicker cooking time.
What’s to be said about the packaging? Not much, really; it’s packaging. Does what’s expected. Another of those stealth vegan affairs; only with a diligent search of the packet on the back does it tell me. Oh, it’s also gluten-free.
The experience on opening is underwhelming; the sausages themselves are, well pink tubes. Reminding me of polony or similar. Didn’t smell of much. One slight complaint (but may be simply due to my own sample) was that they were wet enough which each sausage required wiping-off of excess moisture.
It was only from a moment’s inattention doing this that I realised the level of the product’s basic paste-like consistency. Now, this was to be expected, really; it’s not like this product is any way natural, is it? But there and then got a flash of inspiration; grabbed the five chipolatas and basically, returned them into a big ball of paste. This was easy; it’s somewhat sticky and the sausages have no skin. Then I turned them into two patties, which I then grilled.
Generally speaking, they held together as patties, though I’d advise in being a bit more diligent in doing it. Cooks well too; goes a pleasing brown crisp around the edge and all that. The taste experience… was like I was eating a grilled Spam roll. Not perfectly identical, but close enough. Now, this is either a Good Thing or Bad Thing, depending on your experience of said tinned meat.
Nutritionally, this product kinda sucks a bit. The other fake meat sausages had less saturates, as long as my benchmark lean pork ones. Salt is not too great either. However… if you compare this product to a tin of Spam; it wins on all save one front (protein) by a decent margin (and the loss is not that a serious one). But it’s also interesting to note that per kilo this product is cheaper than Spam too.
So in conclusion… this is a product which I do see it occupying a culinary niche and also passes the ‘sandwich test’. May be worth a look.
Nutritionals:
Per 100g | Per Sausage | |
Energy | 192 cal | 58 cal |
Fat | 9.9g | 3g |
…which is saturates | 5.5g | 1.7g |
Carbohydrate | 13g | 3.9g |
…which is sugars | 1.2g | 0.4g |
Fibre | 5.2g | 1.6g |
Protein | 11g | 3.3g |
Salt | 1.6g | 0.48g |
Facts:
Full Name: Heck Meat-Free Chipolatas.
RRP: £2.00 (300g – 30g x10).
Available At: Asda, Morrisons.
Ultimate Owner: Heck! Foods Ltd
Date of Testing: 8th April 2022.
As everything on this blog, merely my own thoughts and opinions. I’ve not received anything for this review. Facts correct at date of testing. Part of my Product Reviews series.